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‎The Three Little Pigs

@@ Line 120: / Line 120: @@
 <p>He gazed aloft.  He wondered when<br>
-The dreaded words would come...  And then...
+The dreaded words would come...  And then...<br>
 From somewhere high above the ground<br>
 There came a frightful crunching sound.<br>
@@ Line 141: / Line 141: @@
 In fact, a bath's my only hope ... </blockquote></p>
-<p>He russhed indoors and grabbed the soap.<br>
+<p>He rushed indoors and grabbed the soap.<br>
 He scrubbed his body everywhere.<br>
 He even washed and rinsed his hair.<br>
 He did his teeth, he blew his nose<br>
 And went out smelling like a rose.</p>
 ==Cinderella==

@@ Line 117: / Line 117: @@
 And disappeared right up the tree.<br>
 Now would the Giant smell his mum?<br>
-Jack listened for the <i>fee-fo-fum</i>.<br>
+Jack listened for the <i>fee-fo-fum</i>.<br></p>
-<p>From somewhere high above the ground<br>
+<p>He gazed aloft.  He wondered when<br>
 There came a frightful crunching sound.<br>
 He heard the Giant mutter twice,
@@ Line 132: / Line 132: @@
 He smelled her out! She's in his belly!<br>
 I had a hunch that she was smelly!</blockquote></p>
 ==Cinderella==

@@ Line 63: / Line 63: @@
 There's not <i>one bean!</i> It's bare as bare!</blockquote></p>
-<p><blockquote>No no!</blockquote> cried Jack. <blockquote>You look up there!<br>
+<p><blockquote>&mdash; No no!</blockquote> cried Jack. <blockquote>You look up there!<br>
 Look very high and you'll behold<br>
 Each single leaf is solid gold!</blockquote></p>
@@ Line 96: / Line 96: @@
 A Giant with a clever nose!</blockquote></p>
-<p><blockquote><i>A clever nose!</i></blockquote> his mother hissed.
+<p><blockquote>&mdash; <i>A clever nose!</i></blockquote> his mother hissed.
 <blockquote>You must be going round the twist!</blockquote></p>
-<blockquote>He smelled me out, I swear it, mum!<br>
+<blockquote>&mdash; He smelled me out, I swear it, mum!<br>
 He said he smelled an Englishman</blockquote>

@@ Line 59: / Line 59: @@
 It's better than a rotten cow!</blockquote></p>
-The mother said, <blockquote>You lunatic!<br>
+<p>The mother said, <blockquote>You lunatic!<br>
 Where are the beans that I can pick?<br>
 There's not <i>one bean!</i> It's bare as bare!</blockquote></p>
@@ Line 126: / Line 126: @@
 <blockquote>By gosh, that tasted very nice.
 Although</blockquote> (and this in grumpy tones)
-<blockquote>I wish there weren't so many bones.<blockquote>
+<blockquote>I wish there weren't so many bones.</blockquote></p>
 <p><blockquote>By Christopher!</blockquote> Jack cried. <blockquote>By gum!<br>
 The Giant's eaten up my mum!<br>

@@ Line 63: / Line 63: @@
 There's not <i>one bean!</i> It's bare as bare!</blockquote></p>
-'No no!' cried Jack. <blockquote>You look up there!<br>
+<p><blockquote>No no!</blockquote> cried Jack. <blockquote>You look up there!<br>
 Look very high and you'll behold<br>
 Each single leaf is solid gold!</blockquote></p>
-By gollikins, the boy was right!<br>
+<p>By gollikins, the boy was right!<br>
 Now, glistening in the morning light,<br>
 The mother actually perceives<br>
 A mass of lovely golden leaves!</p>
-She yells out loud, <blockquote>My sainted souls!<br>
+<p>She yells out loud, <blockquote>My sainted souls!<br>
 I'll sell the Mini, buy a Rolls!<br>
 Don't stand and gape, you little clot!<br>
@@ Line 91: / Line 91: @@
 <p>Jack was frightened, Jack was quick,<br>
 And down he climbed in half a tick.<br>
-<blockquote>'Oh mum!</blockquote> he gasped, <blockquote>Believe you me<br>
+<blockquote>Oh mum!</blockquote> he gasped, <blockquote>Believe you me<br>
 There's something nasty up our tree!<br>
 I saw him, mum! My gizzard froze!<br>
@@ Line 130: / Line 130: @@
 The Giant's eaten up my mum!<br>
 He smelled her out! She's in his belly!<br>
-I had a hunch that she was smelly!</blockquote>
+I had a hunch that she was smelly!</blockquote></p>
 ==Cinderella==

@@ Line 35: / Line 35: @@
 <p>The mother said, <blockquote>You little creep,<br>
-I'll bet you sold her much too cheap.</blockquote>
+I'll bet you sold her much too cheap.</blockquote></p>
 <p>When Jack produced one lousy bean,<br>
@@ Line 56: / Line 56: @@
 You couldn't see the top at all.</p>
-<p>Young Jack cried, 'Mum, admit it now!<br>
+<p>Young Jack cried, <blockquote>Mum, admit it now!<br>
-'It's better than a rotten cow!'</p>
+It's better than a rotten cow!</blockquote></p>
-The mother said, 'You lunatic!<br>
+The mother said, <blockquote>You lunatic!<br>
-'Where are the beans that I can pick?<br>
+Where are the beans that I can pick?<br>
-'There's not <i>one bean!</i> It's bare as bare!'</p>
+There's not <i>one bean!</i> It's bare as bare!</blockquote></p>
-'No no!' cried Jack. 'You look up there!'<br>
+'No no!' cried Jack. <blockquote>You look up there!<br>
-'Look very high and you'll behold<br>
+Look very high and you'll behold<br>
-'Each single leaf is solid gold!'</p>
+Each single leaf is solid gold!</blockquote></p>
 By gollikins, the boy was right!<br>
@@ Line 72: / Line 72: @@
 A mass of lovely golden leaves!</p>
-She yells out loud, 'My sainted souls!<br>
+She yells out loud, <blockquote>My sainted souls!<br>
-'I'll sell the Mini, buy a Rolls!<br>
+I'll sell the Mini, buy a Rolls!<br>
-'Don't stand and gape, you little clot!<br>
+Don't stand and gape, you little clot!<br>
-'Get up there and grab the lot!'</p>
+Get up there and grab the lot!</blockquote></p>
 <p>Jack was nimble, Jack was keen<br>
@@ Line 86: / Line 86: @@
 A big deep voice, a rumbling thing<br>
 That made the very heavens ring.<br>
-It shouted loud, '<strong>Fee fi fo fum<br>
+It shouted loud, <blockquote><strong>Fee fi fo fum<br>
-'I smell the blood of an Englishman!</strong></p>
+'I smell the blood of an Englishman!</strong></blockquote></p>
 ==Cinderella==

@@ Line 20: / Line 20: @@
 ==Jack and the Beanstalk==
-<p>Jack's mother said, <blockquote>We're <i>stony broke</i>
+<p>Jack's mother said, <blockquote>We're <i>stony broke</i><br>
-Go out and find some wealthy bloke
+Go out and find some wealthy bloke<br>
-Who'll buy our cow.  Just say she's sound
+Who'll buy our cow.  Just say she's sound<br>
-And worth at least a hundred pound.
+And worth at least a hundred pound.<br>
-But don't you dare to let him know
+But don't you dare to let him know<br>
 That she's as old as billy-o.</blockquote></p>
-<p>Jack led the old brown cow away,
+<p>Jack led the old brown cow away,<br>
-And came back later in the day,
+And came back later in the day,<br>
-And said, <blockquote>Oh mumsie dear, guess what
+And said, <blockquote>Oh mumsie dear, guess what<br>
-Your clever little boy has got.
+Your clever little boy has got.<br>
-I got, I really don't know how,
+I got, I really don't know how,<br>
 A super trade-in for our cow.</blockquote></p>
-<p>The mother said, <blockquote>You little creep,
+<p>The mother said, <blockquote>You little creep,<br>
 I'll bet you sold her much too cheap.</blockquote>
-<p>When Jack produced one lousy bean,
+<p>When Jack produced one lousy bean,<br>
-His startled mother, turning green,
+His startled mother, turning green,<br>
-Leaped high up in the air and cried,
+Leaped high up in the air and cried,<br>
-<blockquote>I'm <i>absolutely stupefied!</i>
+<blockquote>I'm <i>absolutely stupefied!</i><br>
-You crazy boy!  D'you really mean
+You crazy boy!  D'you really mean<br>
 You sold our Daisy for a bean?</blockquote></p>
-<p>She snatched the bean.  She yelled, 'You chump!'
+<p>She snatched the bean.  She yelled, 'You chump!'<br>
-And flung it on the rubbish-dump.
+And flung it on the rubbish-dump.<br>
-Then summoning up all her power,
+Then summoning up all her power,<br>
-She beat the boy for half an hour,
+She beat the boy for half an hour,<br>
-Using (and nothing could be meaner)
+Using (and nothing could be meaner)<br>
 The handle of a vaccuum-cleaner.</p>
-<p>At ten p.m. or thereabout,
+<p>At ten p.m. or thereabout,<br>
-The little bean began to sprout.
+The little bean began to sprout.<br>
-By morning it had grown so tall
+By morning it had grown so tall<br>
 You couldn't see the top at all.</p>
-<p>Young Jack cried, 'Mum, admit it now!
+<p>Young Jack cried, 'Mum, admit it now!<br>
 'It's better than a rotten cow!'</p>
-The mother said, 'You lunatic!
+The mother said, 'You lunatic!<br>
-'Where are the beans that I can pick?
+'Where are the beans that I can pick?<br>
 'There's not <i>one bean!</i> It's bare as bare!'</p>
-'No no!' cried Jack. 'You look up there!'
+'No no!' cried Jack. 'You look up there!'<br>
-'Look very high and you'll behold
+'Look very high and you'll behold<br>
 'Each single leaf is solid gold!'</p>
-By gollikins, the boy was right!
+By gollikins, the boy was right!<br>
-Now, glistening in the morning light,
+Now, glistening in the morning light,<br>
-The mother actually perceives
+The mother actually perceives<br>
 A mass of lovely golden leaves!</p>
-She yells out loud, 'My sainted souls!
+She yells out loud, 'My sainted souls!<br>
-'I'll sell the Mini, buy a Rolls!
+'I'll sell the Mini, buy a Rolls!<br>
-'Don't stand and gape, you little clot!
+'Don't stand and gape, you little clot!<br>
 'Get up there and grab the lot!'</p>
-<p>Jack was nimble, Jack was keen
+<p>Jack was nimble, Jack was keen<br>
-He scrambled up the mighty bean.
+He scrambled up the mighty bean.<br>
-Up up he went without a stop,
+Up up he went without a stop,<br>
-But just as he was near the top,
+But just as he was near the top,<br>
 A ghastly frightening thing occurred &ndash;</p>
-<p>Not far above his head he heard
+<p>Not far above his head he heard<br>
-A big deep voice, a rumbling thing
+A big deep voice, a rumbling thing<br>
-That made the very heavens ring.
+That made the very heavens ring.<br>
 It shouted loud, '<strong>Fee fi fo fum<br>
 'I smell the blood of an Englishman!</strong></p>

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	=Revolting Rhymes=		=Revolting Rhymes=
		+
		+	==Jack and the Beanstalk==
		+
		+	<p>Jack's mother said, <blockquote>We're <i>stony broke</i>
		+	'Go out and find some wealthy bloke
		+	'Who'll buy our cow. Just say she's sound
		+	'And worth at least a hundred pound.
		+	'But don't you dare to let him know
		+	'That she's as old as billy-o.</blockquote></p>
		+
		+	<p>Jack led the old brown cow away,
		+	And came back later in the day,
		+	And said, <blockquote>Oh mumsie dear, guess what
		+	'Your clever little boy has got.
		+	'I got, I really don't know how,
		+	'A super trade-in for our cow.'<blockquote></p>
		+
		+	<p>The mother said, <blockquote>You little creep,
		+	I'll bet you sold her much too cheap.</blockquote>
		+
		+	<p>When Jack produced one lousy bean,
		+	His startled mother, turning green,
		+	Leaped high up in the air and cried,
		+	<blockquote>I'm <i>absolutely stupefied!</i>
		+	You crazy boy! D'you really mean
		+	You sold our Daisy for a bean?</blockquote></p>
		+
		+	<p>She snatched the bean. She yelled, 'You chump!'
		+	And flung it on the rubbish-dump.
		+	Then summoning up all her power,
		+	She beat the boy for half an hour,
		+	Using (and nothing could be meaner)
		+	The handle of a vaccuum-cleaner.</p>
		+
		+	<p>At ten p.m. or thereabout,
		+	The little bean began to sprout.
		+	By morning it had grown so tall
		+	You couldn't see the top at all.</p>
		+
		+	<p>Young Jack cried, 'Mum, admit it now!
		+	'It's better than a rotten cow!'</p>
		+
		+	The mother said, 'You lunatic!
		+	'Where are the beans that I can pick?
		+	'There's not <i>one bean!</i> It's bare as bare!'</p>
		+
		+	'No no!' cried Jack. 'You look up there!'
		+	'Look very high and you'll behold
		+	'Each single leaf is solid gold!'</p>
		+
		+	By gollikins, the boy was right!
		+	Now, glistening in the morning light,
		+	The mother actually perceives
		+	A mass of lovely golden leaves!</p>
		+
		+	She yells out loud, 'My sainted souls!
		+	'I'll sell the Mini, buy a Rolls!
		+	'Don't stand and gape, you little clot!
		+	'Get up there and grab the lot!'</p>
		+
		+	<p>Jack was nimble, Jack was keen
		+	He scrambled up the mighty bean.
		+	Up up he went without a stop,
		+	But just as he was near the top,
		+	A ghastly frightening thing occurred –</p>
		+
		+	<p>Not far above his head he heard
		+	A big deep voice, a rumbling thing
		+	That made the very heavens ring.
		+	It shouted loud, '<strong>Fee fi fo fum<br>
		+	'I smell the blood of an Englishman!</strong></p>

	==Cinderella==		==Cinderella==

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 <p>Wolf huffed and puffed and blew and blew.<br>
 The house stayed up as good as new.<br>
-'If I can't blow it <u>down</u>,' Wolf said,<br>
+'If I can't blow it <strong>down</strong>,' Wolf said,<br>
-'I'll have to blow it <u>up</u> instead.<br>
+'I'll have to blow it <strong>up</strong> instead.<br>
 'I'll come back in the dead of night<br>
 'And blow it up with dynamite!'</p>